allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

scotsmcall:

i am so ready for the maze runner 

seeing dylan sweating for like 2 hours is gonna be an amazing experience

sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

brused:

cassbones:

inspookableassghosts:

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game

so both charity and I get unlimited money, sounds like a win win situation.

superblys:

itbewolf:

superblys:

Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR!  NO, SIR.

Why does this have so many notes.

Do you know who William Shakespeare is

mildmilotic:

aph-russia:

"Gotta put on my mascara"

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Anonymous asked: i got my ass ate in the men's room @ olive garden thnx for this opportunity

olivegarden:

cockfabric:

when ya straight friend won’t let you suck his dick image

windspray:

how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow

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