breadstiks: it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram
poutyowl: i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
homleschapel: summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
everets: I would love to get friendzoned because then I would have a friend
arkhams: hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
ruraljackdaw: psilentasincjelli: ruraljackdaw: voyagesofabookworm: thatwhoviansynesthete: wearejohnlocked: hungarian: do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards how do you hashtag ?????? hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt wait what… what do American keyboards look like then? oh
have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body
richard-sp8-jr: in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
lacigreen: spookysis: WAHT DOES KISSING SOMEBODY FEEL LIKE
iceepr1ncess: literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
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sorryidontswim: mom where do ezra koenigs come from
jebbmeh: partevia: sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking incredible man i can go on google and see like 10,000 dicks in an hour and like imagine back before the internet even, you couldn’t see that many dicks in a life time. I’ve seen more dicks this week than any Babylonian prostitute did in her entire life. Amazing.
at least i can admit i’m a piece of shit
leeeeverett: today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?” one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
cassiesandsnark: you know i make a lot of threats for someone who is short and cant even do a push up
jakemalik: *picks u up for prom in heelys*
Hours until I graduate……and I am so scared. Not for the actual graduation, walking across that bullshit stage and getting that bullshit diploma. Im so scared for the the rest of my life. What am I going to do? People think I’m nice or whatever and that might be true but… I’m not nice to myself. For the past couple of years I’ve been so rough on myself that I...